fucknobroarmy:

fucknobroarmy:

I’m girlier than most girls in my class

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greetings friend I am a boy

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11 months ago // 76,740 notes

meladoodle:

if you are short and you want to appear taller, just talk very quietly and your friends will just think you’re really far away

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11 months ago // 53,287 notes

50shadesofvalentineschocolates:

royalpancake:

a short poem:

do teachers
understand
that you take
other classes

a short poetic response:

no

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11 months ago // 577,381 notes

vvendys:

have u ever sat in a position so long that u could feel ur heart beating though ur butt 

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11 months ago // 103,480 notes

sfux:

if i get ignored for more than .04 seconds i can literally feel my insides rotting

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1 year ago // 120,897 notes

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

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1 year ago // 100,190 notes

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

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1 year ago // 462,944 notes

whores:

whores:

Don’t cry because its over

cry because you’re ugly

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1 year ago // 440,469 notes

deforest:

if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend

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1 year ago // 165,305 notes

everthorne:

*taps on your window at 3 AM* wanna talk about John Frusciante

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1 year ago // 457 notes

stridersknowbest:

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

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1 year ago // 157,059 notes